epluspdegeneres:

dickwielding:

ellen is my spirit animal.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

itsvondell:

Big Sexy


BIG SEXY!!

itsvondell:

Big Sexy

BIG SEXY!!

mattressblowoutsale:

the cashier gave me the most condescending look when I took this

mattressblowoutsale:

the cashier gave me the most condescending look when I took this

a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove past me

slimmof112:

I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god

wantgarments:

Embroidered Cat Shirts By Hiroko Kubota

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie